Uli lembra-se de que é o aniversário da sua filha e que ainda não tinha comprado nenhum presente.
Pára o seu carro diante de uma loja de brinquedos, entra e pergunta à empregada:

— Quanto custa a Barbie que está na montra?

A empregada responde:
— Qual Barbie? Nós temos:

Barbie Astronauta, por € 19,95
Barbie Princesa, por € 19,95
Barbie Pop Star, por € 19,95
Barbie Médica, por € 19,95
Barbie Noiva, por € 19,95
Barbie Advogada Divorciada, por € 265,95.

Uli, surpreso, pergunta:
— Por que é que a Barbie advogada divorciada custa € 265,95, enquanto as outras custam apenas €19,95?

A empregada responde:
— A Barbie divorciada vem com:

O carro do Ken
A casa do Ken
A lancha do Ken
O íate do Ken
Os cavalos do Ken
O celular do Ken


  1. Pois, nesta matéria, ainda não há igualdade entre homens e mulheres.

    1. Depende, Carlos.

      Quando o marido está desempregado ou doente e ela ganha bem ou tem fortuna pessoal, então é obrigada a sustentar o marido e até a pagar-lhe as dívidas.

  2. Pois olha, isso era noutros tempos, que hoje em dia não é assim, pelo menos por cá... :)

    A menina da foto não é a Barbie, mas a Bela Adormecida... :)


    1. Em geral a mulher fica com a casa e com o carro.

      A minha cunhada mais nova ficou com a casa, com um dos carros, com a mota e a receber 12 mil € por mês.

      Esta imagem é de um dos muitos vídeos da Ema em que a Barbie é uma princesa, penso que se chama "Barbie e o misterioso Pegasus".

      Pois bem, esta posta foi uma brincadeira: a Christiana faz hoje anos, é advogada e ainda hoje gosta de barbies.

    2. As mulheres divorciadas que conheço não tiveram essa mesma sorte: a casa ficou para eles, cada um ficou com o seu carro, a custódia dos filhos foi dividida (nos casos em que eram pequenos), portanto sem direito a pensão de alimentos (despesas igualmente partilhadas). Está certo que trabalham e não precisam de benesses...

      Contudo conheço um caso em que ela ficou com os dois filhos e sem casa (teve de voltar a casa dos pais, lá para o Norte) e o ex-marido, que por sinal ganha muito bem, dá-lhe 300 euros para a alimentação dos filhos e mainada! E ela não trabalha. Ainda está em tribunal, mas ele com bom advogado e ela sem dinheiro para pagar a um, não parece que seja feita justiça...

      Mas pronto, percebi a brincadeira! :)

      E que essa Barbie mais parece a Bela Adormecida da Disney, também é verdade... :D


  3. Teresa, LOL
    Achei imensa graça.
    A Barbie advogada é um investimento!!!
    Parabéns beijinhos

  4. Grande Barbie Advogada divorciada :)

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