“O fruto proibido é o mais apetecido”

Próximos de um lago de água geladíssima, estavam um português, um americano e um francês. Na outra margem, dois alemães conversavam:
— Dou-te cem euros se conseguires fazer com que aqueles três tipos saltem para a água gelada.
O outro, sem perder tempo, foi falar com os três turistas e, após uns segundos, os três pularam para a água. O outro perguntou:
— Tudo bem, eu pago-te os cem euros, mas, diz-me, como fizeste para eles saltarem?
— Fácil! Para o americano, disse que era obrigatório por lei, para o francês, que era moda e, para português, disse que era proibido!

Quem foi o malandro, que disse a 52,94% do povo português, que era proibido votar no Cavaco Silva?


  1. Onde é que tu viste 52% a votar no Cavaco?! 53% não votaram, mais votos brancos e nulos, ele teve uma votação de cerca de 23%. Ou seja, menos de um quarto da população nacional... ;)


  2. Fez mal as contas, Teresa. Menos de 24 por cento se deixaram enganar pelo ilusionista. E se os brancos e nulos contassem, teria havido 2ª volta!
    O tuga ainda não percebeu que votar branco e nulo em presidenciais é dar votos ao vencedor, mas lá há-de chegar. Sejamos perseverantes.

  3. Eu sei que só um entre cada quatro portugueses votou no Cavaco Silva. Com uma soma de 59,56% entre abstenções, votos brancos e nulos, esse valor até está favorecido.
    Se os brancos e os nulos contassem, teria havido uma 2ª volta. Mas NÃO houve, porque quem votou em branco e nulo nestas presidenciais votou no Cavaco, e a abstenção de 53,37% são contra o funcionamento da democracia.

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